Rainbow Punch Destruction

Whenever I think back to my childhood many fun-filled memories, times, and characters come flooding into mind. One of the beloved characters of lore is none other than the large, lovable, wall-bustin' Kool-Aid Man. But as we all can attest to time has a way of changing people. Yes here at RUMPaholicA we have dove deep and uncovered the E! True Hollywood Story of Kool-Aid Man. Kool-Aid Man made millions during the commercial heyday of the 80's when blatant sugar soaked marketing aimed at children was still allowed . However by the late 90's all that energetic wall-busting began to take it's toll on Kool-Aid's physic. That mixed with a deadly addiction to sugar and a 5 lbs. a day crushed Ice habit, which drastically doomed his mind. Today we find Kool-Aid holed up in his Super8 motel room refusing to even bust walls or utter his million dollar catch phrase,. And before we here got a hold of him for this story the only person he would see was a 16 yr. old Korean prostitute named Sun-Gi whom he paid with his own special mix of Rock-a-dile Red to insure she stirred him constantly with a large wooden spoon. So sad, so we beg of you when each and every one of you go to sleep tonight think of Kool-Aid Man and his unfortunate self destruction, Snapple be damned.