Darth Macadamian

Honestly what red-blooded American male in my generation doesn't love Star Wars? Admit it, we all tried to use the Force (and still try) and we all made those awesome blaster sounds on the playground, and some of us even enjoy to refer to our penis as our "Lightsaber" (okay maybe that last one is just me) Regardless Star Wars is a major part of our pop culture today, especially now that a whole new generation has been saturated with the not-as-good but still enjoyable prequel trilogy. Personally I was always a huge Darth Vader fan... I mean come on, Luke was a sister-kissing pussy. And how can you beat Force Choking officers and freezing people in liquid Carbonate! That's right, you can't. (plus he knocked up Natalie Portman too) So this week's Tshirt winner is to pay homage to the Dark Sith Lord himself. And hey, as if you really needed another reason to join up with the Dark Side... now they even offer cookies! Just imagine, Red Lightsaber in one hand and double fudge Macadamian Nut Cookie in the other, Die Rebel Scum Die!