Never Fear

Alright, alright so I've been a lazy bastard lately... well not really, I've really been juggling 2 jobs (one bullshit and one career) and working 10+ hour days which explains the lack of blogging recently. But never fear loyal RUMPaholicAns, I am alive, well, and most likely drunk... just the way you like me. So without farther procrastination, your Top10:

1. We got the One for the Thumb, glad to see all that loyal beer drinking I did helped out
2. 18" inches of rain make for one wet-ass BMW
3. A mixture of champagne and beer gets to be sticky when it's sprayed on you
4. Don't attempt to grill up dinner when you're too drunk to really stand
5. Nothing says "Hello" quite like a full blown titty grab
6. Closets: they hold your clothes and are fun to cry inside of
7. Sometimes it can take two grown men about an hour along with multiple failed tries in order to change a simple kitchen spotlight
8. Target (Tar-gee) is the Rodeo Drive of Chain Department stores
9. Rainy days were made for cuddling up and watching chick flicks
10. Condo Voting meeting: important for some, I'm there for the free Shiraz