I'm the top10, Bitch!

Good Morning, my bitches... and you know you like when I call ya that too... Naw, you probably don't but whatta I care, its 7am and I'm hammered... here's your top10:

1. What spells Birthday like Vodka shots on the floor while you sing karoke and bitch at us (hey Dawn)
2. monday night's "24" episode, even without green, still fantastic... tick, tick, tick
3. mistaking my LA Looks hair-gel with cool-mint Aloe Vera can be quite the humorous experience
4. If more Presidents die, do I get more President's Days? Cuz I could be into that...
5. wake up your roommate at 4am, add in a smokin' blunt plus 2 drunk girls, and yet he's not pissed, but instead horny for the girls: Priceless
6. Brokeback Mountian: lets pretend, I'm gay and a cowboy... the movie still Sucked!
7. Personally I don't know ya Larry, but goddamnit, I sure am Jealous.
8. being creative yet very forgetful is nature cruel joke, and I still find it funny
9. what do you really call chick-cockblocking anyway? I'll tell ya, "Landscaping"
10. Disappiontment really does hurt more than you realize