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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Waiting to Go

It's a new week and therefore we need a new top10. I've felt alittle bad because I haven't be posting that much recently, but not to worry I still have many a lesson to learn... but for now I'm just Waiting to Go...

1. nothing says Pimpin' quite like puffing Swisher Sweets in the hottub
2. Here we go... Steelers are going to the Superbowl... clap!
3. they shouldn't be allowed to call 'em Strip clubs if the girls don't strip
4. blowing too hard in a woman's ear can be a total deal breaker
5. what's crazier than having to train 5 days straight just to serve freakin' tables
6. don't get so stoned that you can't move and end up blowing off hot chicks
7. free tank of premium gasoline, yup I'll take it
8. Movies: is there anything better than spending 2 hours in someone else's overly dramatic life?
9. sometimes all you need after a bad weekend is a couple rounds of 2-for-1 margaritas
10. Always read your email in private

2 Comments:

Blogger Ryan said...

You are so right! The yuppy Lemon cake should have totally made the list. Baking a cake and dyeing my hair all in one day wow how gay was I feeling?

Oh and what cool ass chick are you refering too :) haha Later

3:33 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Jen's Comments:
1. Yes, you are a true ghetto gangsta.
2. Here we go Steelers, here we go.
3. Them damn hookers, nothing but a tease.
4. Yah, especially if it is the attempt to get her high.
5. Talent I tell you.
6. Yah, that is not a way to be a smooth operator.
7. There ain't no free lunch.
8. Nothing but drama.
9. That will help for the bad weekdays too.
10. Yah, definitely so. That's all I have to say about that.

1:01 PM  

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