An Undeniable Talent

The Steelers may have gone 11-5 in the regular season, Big Ben may just have the best QB rating in all of the NFL, and they may not only have knocked off the number 1 seed in the AFC (Indy) but also the number 2 and 3 seeds as well. This week we all know that the Bus is plowing his way back to Detroit with the rest of the Steel Curtain to lay it on those rain soaked Seahawks in SuperBowl XL... but the real question is "Will I be awake for it?"
You see at many different points throughout the season I was personally called on by the Coach Cowher to do what I do best and Hold up the wall... or a chair, or palm tree, or even a Stadium. And honestly I don't believe the Steelers would've made it this far without knowing that if they were ever in a jam they could always call on me #99 and my uncanny ability to pass out anywhere at anytime. So come Sunday while you're out enjoying the game just stop for a minute and remember that some of us real fans are out there diligently working for you, holding up that wall...
And look at that I even managed to keep my Corona safe during this untimely Steeler siesta, now that's Real Talent, my friends!