State of the Union

It's a New Year, 2006 and today is the first Hump Day of the new year. At times like this most of us like to reflect on the year past and hope for the best in the year before us. We take a look at our personal lives as well as the state of our country and it's leaders. At the top of that list is our president, Mr. George W. himself. We all saw him rudely interrupt Family Guy the week before Christmas (a grave and unforgivable mistake in and of itself) just to babble about the costly and losing war in Iraq. Why? Because his approval rate is falling faster than a freshman Sorority girl's panties during Rush week. And I'm sure now in 2006 we will be subject to yet another intruding national address detailing some ridiculous strategy for making America great in the new year all while padding his own pockets with rising oil prices and the continual bombing of some third world country just for dissing his Daddy. Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.