R U M P a h o l i c A

"Putting the ASS in Assimilation."

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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

The Juice that Kills

For this week's HumpDay winner I thought we'ld take alittle trip down Brentwood's memory lane... We all remember the crazy trial, the full blown media attention, the national obsession the entire country had for this gridiron superstar who may (or may not have) violently murdered his wife. But really, why did we all care so much? Was it because some of us were fans of his? Or was it because Nicole was a pretty blonde white girl allegedly killed by a rough n tough black man who just so happened to be famous? Personally I don't know and couldn't give two shits either way. Justice is supposed to be blind, right? And even if it's not, the fact is he's still free and off somewhere playing golf with Kato Katlin. All I know is if one day (in the very distant future) I, myself, have a beautiful blonde daughter I'm giving that little girl nothing but Apple Juice in her sipper cup, because O.J. is the juice that kills.