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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Jew so Crazy

With the hectic mess that begins early in November with Thanksgiving, and snowballs throughout December thanks to Christmas and New Years, now safely behind us, I feel that this HumpDay is the perfect time to reflect upon Holiday Season 05.

All in all last year's season was a great one for me personally, with fun-filled trips back to both Naples and Lexington. However I did pick up on one very disturbing new trend this year. Simply put, Happy Holidays... Huh, Happy Holidays? What the hell happened to Merry Christmas? I'll tell you what happened, this year the entire country sold out, PC style. "But not everyone celebrates Christmas" I know that, which is exactly why we have all those terrorists out there. Give Al Qaeda a couple of Christmas trees, alittle eggnog, and some mistletoe, Bam, no more suicide bombers. They'ld be too busy making sand ornaments and sucking face. Problem solved.
However the worst sect of politically correct narcissists come from right here within our own country. (and jew know who you are) I mean really come on, Hanukkah as a national holiday? Dreidels and Menorahs? Someone should really smack these people upside the head with a slab of Bacon and wake 'em up! So next year, America, remember whose country this is and say "Merry Christmas" people! And for the rest of you... Jew just crazy!

Yup, I'm gonna offend a few people with this one... nice :)

2 Comments:

Blogger Tee said...

Hey Ryan thnx for stopping by. I agree with you. I do think that the whole PC attitude has gone too far. I mean seriously, the person who works at the stores have other things to worry about than making sure he/she don't offend you. I do think the customer service has now bordered to "asslick". Had this been India, Pakistan or any third world country, I would have been thrown out of the store, bruised and wake up in a gutter.
How does it matter? Should be asking you'll to wish me Happy Diwali next?

8:56 PM  
Blogger Tee said...

I do have a lot more typos when i'm ranting..

8:57 PM  

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