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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Forcibly Priceless

Okay it has been awhile since our last weekly Top10 list and frankly I've missed recording these valuable lessons I learn and passing them on to you for your enjoyment. As you can tell my weeks continue to contain plenty of excitement, so in the immortal words of Wayne and Garth "Party On, Dude"

1. A dozen screaming men slapping high-fives while jumping in a circle, this must be Steelers Football
2. there's not a better meal than my famous grilled BBQ Beer Chicken
3. that midnight visit to the hottub is a great place to make new friends
4. you know you're hanging with a crazy psycho when you are forcibly kept in their apartment until you drink your way out
5. Anthony gets quite excited and vocal while watching "24"
6. Nothing reminds me of KY like cowboy hat wearing rednecks line-dancing
7. There is a big difference between exaggerating and straight up lying
8. Two guys should never drink over 4 litters of vodka in one weekend
9. Hardcore sing-along to Queen's Bohemian Rhaposody: priceless
10. Always root for the Underdog

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