R U M P a h o l i c A

"Putting the ASS in Assimilation."

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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Ice Ice Baby

We all use them. They chill our drinks, keep our Hotpockets company, and they make each and everyone of our lives just alittle more enjoyable. But when do we ever stop and contemplate the plight of the individual ice cube? I'll tell you when, Never! So today's Hump Day winner is for those forgotten little fellows who have given their lives to make us alittle happier. (sad music plays softly) Just think about it, there you are frozen and content in your tray with all your friends and family and then boom the giant door opens, your tray's picked up, you're twisted and cracked until you fall from your comfy spot, placed in a hard glass with a few other unlucky ones, and doomed to melt away under the warmth of a Dr Pepper. That's no way to go. So next time you reach in that freezer, stop and remember ice can have feelings too.

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