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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

All I want for Christmas


It's that stressful time of year again, Christmas is coming up fast and heavy and I'm scrambling to make all the necessary travel plans and gift preparation on a extremely limited budget this year. However I still had alittle time to jot down a few Xmas wishes for all you internet ladies out there. So I made my list, now I just need someone to help me check it twice. (wink wink)

posted by Ryan | 1:21 PM

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Blogger Ryan said...

Upon thinking about this I've already gotten most of my Xmas wishes but I'll happily take them all again

Sex in a tree - nope never done that one
Sex under the kitchen table - definitely on top of the kitchen table and probably under as well
Sex in the backseat of a Taxi - not a taxi but the frontseat of my Celica, Mustang, and rented Rav4
Sex in a shopping mall- yup in Victoria Secret's dressing room
Sex in a plane - of course on the way to Miami had to join the mile high club
Sex in a escalator - in UK's business and economics building during class

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