Where's the Beef?

Here we are once again, at one of life's little crossroads when we stop, think, and reflect on the week's lessons learned. Here goes nothing...

1. Once again I managed to hurt a muscle in my hand I never even knew I had
2. I can fake successfulness surprisingly well
3. a free pool table is one of life's simple pleasures
4. much like MacGyver, Anthony can make a bong outta just about anything
5. 10pm Friday night, sitting in boxer shorts playing Madden with my roommate, yea we're losers
6. Sometimes all a man needs a giant 2 lb medium-rare steak
7. there are many different descriptions for something as simple as masturbation
8. crab omelets and beer for breakfast later make for an interesting bathroom experience
9. novels are the last uncommercialized escapism
10. Girls: can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em