Se7en Million Wishes

Okay I'm not a gambling man. I mean I'll play some poker and such but usually just for fun or minuscule amounts. (because if you can't afford to lose it don't bet it) However this past Sunday night I had a fairly realistic dream in which I won the Florida Lottery for 7 million dollars. Needless to say it was a good dream and on my way home from Naples I allowed my mind to wonder with the idea of how to spend that much money. Upon arriving back in Clearwater, ears still ringing from driving 90 plus on the freeway with the top down, I pulled up at a street light only to look up and find myself face to face with a giant billboard promoting the Florida Lotto with a current jackpot of 9 million. (hey after taxes isn't that about 7 mill?) I wrote this off to coincidence and continued on home where I was greeted with a few belated birthday packages and cards delayed by the holiday mail. I opened the envelope from my Grandmother Olema in Ky and pulled out the card which read "Inside this card you'll find all your winning Lottery Numbers" Of course the inside contained only a joke and well wishes from my grandmother but the coincidences were beginning to pile up. So that evening after work I stopped by our local Publix and purchased my first Lottery card ever, picking my own numbers for various reasons. So here's this week's 9 million dollar winning ticket... 26-7-11-23-3-34 My numbers were picked for the following reasons: my age, amount won in my dream, month I was born, birth date, times I've fallen in love, and my favorite breast size. Funny, they wouldn't let me tack a "C" on the end of that last one.