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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Light Rock & Dedication

I'm Kasey Casem, thanks for listening, and now back to your weekly topTen:

1. just because it's November doesn't mean you can't still get sunburnt
2. Babysitting is highly overrated
3. Top Rewards for US Military service: the honor of serving your country and discounted movie tickets
4. just because you're going to be a year older doesn't mean you have to act like it
5. if there was a BEER 101 in college everyone would attend
6. Three fun things to do to Bioluminescent Jellyfish: throw large rocks at them, spray them with a water hose, watch Ben piss on 'em
7. Chardonnay Wine Spritzer: okay so I really am a girly man
8. All theaters should serve draft Beer and Hot Wings
9. there's a big difference between crumb crunchers and carpet munchers
10. compliment a lady on how pretty and bright her eyes are and you're sweet, say the same thing about her breasts and you're an asshole, go figure...

1 Comments:

Blogger Ryan said...

Jen Chen's Comments:

1. You're in Florida now.
2. You didn't have fun watching a crumb cruncher...?
3. It pays to get a Purple Heart.
4. Act your shoe size not your age. Oh wait isn't that supposed to be the other
way around. I can't ever seem to remember them quotes.
5. You would not have just attended that class. I think I would have had to call
you Professor....
6. You and Ben are so abusive. Yah, keep in mind they can sting you. I forgot
about that. Well, that gives you the excuse to smack it around.
7. Girly....Man....
8. You went to watch it at the dine it thearter. Did Mary tell you we re-watched
it last weekend?
9. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
10. You made a comment about the breastiess. Didn't you...? Also when you talk
to them like they are an separate object. This can also be a problem.

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