R U M P a h o l i c A

"Putting the ASS in Assimilation."

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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Happy Delivery

It's officially my 26th Birthday today! So yea-yea Happy B-Day to me! And just in case all you friends out there aren't sure what to get me this year, I'll just tell ya...
I would like a 22 yr old leggy 5'9" Blonde delivered to my condo around 10:30pm for some all natural hot tubing followed by a lengthy physical "conversation"... There you go, plain and simple, that's what I'ld like this year. (and every year following) So get to it, baby!

posted by Ryan | 12:29 PM

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