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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Dress Up / Fall Down

What a crazy Halloween Weekend it was... and as always you learn something new everyday.
In numerical order, the weekly top ten:

1. Candy: it's like crack for kids
2. never underestimate a drunken intellectual religious conversation
3. Karaoke singing of Journey's "Don't stop Believin" is as great as it sounds
4. clear pool on sunny day, not always a clear indication of freezing temperature
5. a horny devil, two hot women, one great night
6. finding a hunk of Monterrey Jack cheese in your bellybutton is a excellent start to any day
7. crashing a private boat party and dancing like it's 1999: priceless
8. just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I don't know how to rock a Stripper pole
9. seven Margaritas and you think you're Superman, that is until you fall down
10. Money, it's the root of all evil

1 Comments:

Blogger Ryan said...

Jen's top10 Comments

1. You don't know... I went to Mary's last night. As soon as I got there Nicholas was like more candy...Strung out...crack baby....
2. This was with Anthony. Who won?.... Or did anyone?
3. That was awesome. So, off tune, but yet you knew all the words.
4. Yah, gotta dip the toes first. Lesson learned.
5. One great night with black mail pictures to go...
6. You know that is where all your riches are....From what is sounds like you are fairly wealthy... Yuck...most people only have lint.
7. I so pictured you in Princess's Costume when I read that. 1999
8. Yah, I was telling the girls here at work all about your dance off. Them hookers...
9. Because of the photos I will never look at Super Heros the same.
10. So, true. Greed is right behind that. Not an attractive thing to show.

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