Death of a Pumpkin

Way back in late September as soon as the first fall pumpkins went on sell I purchased our Halloween Pumpkin. Which reminds me of a funny story... You know how every year these pumpkins are displayed outside the grocery store in a large bid with a sign promoting the sale price of 5.99 each? Well one of my favorite hobbies back in Lexington was printing up professional looking flyers on my home computer stating "Free Pumpkins" then taping these flyers over top of the stores advertised price. I'm not really sure why I did this I just found the though of all those people accidentally stealing pumpkins was hilarious. And it still is.

Anyway what was I saying oh yeah our 05 pumpkin. So I bought this pumpkin home and placed him predominantly on our counter. Over the next few weeks myself and friend began to decorate him (we didn't carve him so he'ld keep) but instead we drew a toothy grin, large evil eyes, and fat blazin' joint on his round orange face. And after the Pimp N Ho Ball we added my red pimp hat and gold chain to his getup. Well Halloween came and went but Ben and I just couldn't bear to toss our Pimpin' Pumpkin away just yet. So throughout November there he sat smiling and greetings us daily and always sharing his weed. (a nice guy really) However the other day I noticed an unusual smell and touched him only to find that after two months he was finally rotting. I knew I had to get rid of him but after that length of quality service and entertainment I knew there was only one fitting way. So I threw him off the 3rd floor of our condo, And took a picture. Smashingly good way to go. Pumpkin pie anyone?