wipeout weekend

Ah yes, I survived another weekend and lived to tell about it, in no particular order...

1. Spicy mustard, Bleu cheese, & hot sauce = An Extremely good Salsa Dip
2. Skin Boarding for the first time, in the dark, limping off the beach should be expected
3. Parking meters aren't just for looks, you really ought drop some quaters in
4. SparkZ: the sunday morning breakfast of champions
5. free fried chicken really is finger lickin good
6. a seashell can be imbedded in your ass for up to 3 days before you realize it
7. late night golf cart races at full speed around the property are always fun, even better when the security guards are the ones driving
8. three flights of stairs are hell if you have a busted leg
9. an old man jumping around banging a gaint gong in the middle of a crowded bar; gotta love the Steeler fans
10. having to get your car jump started by a hot brunette in a business suit really takes the annoyance out of the whole situation