Weekly Top Ten
Back by popular demand... my Weekly Top Ten lessons learned:
1. living bushes that jump out at you may cause you to piss yourself with fear
2. falling into 4 feet of mud isn't the best start to a Sunday morning
3. Fountains: they're pretty and fun to swim in
4. roller coasters are a great way to sober up fast
5. party crashing is one of my favorite hobbies
6. shrieking like a little school girl in a haunted house is a great way to impress women
7. yard long beers and burnt brats... yummy to my tummy
8. just because you have a hat like Usher doesn't mean you can dance like Usher
9. I sure do like me some lovely lady lumps
10. there ain't no thing like a chicken wing
1. living bushes that jump out at you may cause you to piss yourself with fear
2. falling into 4 feet of mud isn't the best start to a Sunday morning
3. Fountains: they're pretty and fun to swim in
4. roller coasters are a great way to sober up fast
5. party crashing is one of my favorite hobbies
6. shrieking like a little school girl in a haunted house is a great way to impress women
7. yard long beers and burnt brats... yummy to my tummy
8. just because you have a hat like Usher doesn't mean you can dance like Usher
9. I sure do like me some lovely lady lumps
10. there ain't no thing like a chicken wing
posted by Ryan | 9:34 AM
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