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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Top10 Prescription

Because what week would be complete without 10 lessons learned:

1. In today's world they really do make a Pill for everything... sign me up!
2. Hurricanes named after my Mom really don't scare me all that much... bring it on Wilma!
3. nothing says sober like 3 crushed Milwaukee Best cans on your passenger's seat floorboard
4. Pinball: it's fun for a boy or a girl
5. floating in the middle of the pool for 5+ hours gives you a great set of grandma feet
6. I can fall in love in a blink of an eye
7. Red cream face makeup can really murder a white pillow
8. Wind can almost blow my little car right off the road... almost
9. smoke a bowl, listen to Enya, you'll swear you're Gandhi too
10. all things come to those who wait

3 Comments:

Blogger safelists said...

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5:26 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Jen's Comments

1. Don't make me pop those pills like Tic Tacs your getting on my nervous. (This is my new line at work) I need are refill desperately.
2. Too funny, is she going to kiss your boo boo, or cause you a boo boo.
3. No sobering up is when a girl who can't drive a stick has no choice but to
drive your car. (Remember)
4. Pinballs are the bomb. Especially, when you get a bunch of people involved.
5. Grandma feet, or web don't know which is best.
6. Wink...wink...If you wink one eye then wink the other does that confuse you
as to who your in love with. Oh, and as long as your sincere for the moment;
then, that makes it okay.
7. Not the Starwars pillow?
8. With you in it? No....
9. Gandhi... or Buddha? Amen to that.
10. True that...

11:16 AM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Hey Jenny---
Love the comments once again...
now just get yourself a blogspot Id

Back comments
1 "Put a Tic TacĀ® in your mouth and get a BANG out of life!"
2 my Mommy would never give me a Booboo she fixes them
3 yea I remember so does my car... I should have drove
4 yup pinball sure is a hoot
5 totally grany feet love those wrinkles
6 yea I get confused alot with all that blinking and I fall like a rock
7 hell no I'ld never hurt the SW pillow I've protected that for 20 odd years
8 oh yeah almost blew me right off 19 on to a frontage
9 honestly neither I was just high as a kite
10 you said it...

11:17 AM  

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