Naked Week

I probably learned more this week but I think I was dropped on my head once too many times so here goes nothing...

1. after your convertible gets rained in 3 times in one week you start putting your top up
2. Natural Ice will get you seriously drunk as shit
3. when you get naked in the hot tub at 3am you tend to see more of your guy friends than you ever wanted to
4. the invisible air guitar may just may be the most rocking dance move ever
5. cheesy fries: the healthiest food ever
6. an 80" plasma screen in your home is ridiculous, awesome but ridiculous
7. you gotta love Busty Burberry Bikinis... hehe triple B's
8. old ladies, guard girls, and cops all love see the big white ryan moon
9. chicken casserole, not so good after a week in the frig
10. baseball games sure are boring... unless "We're going Streaking!!!"