R U M P a h o l i c A

"Putting the ASS in Assimilation."

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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Friday, September 16, 2005

that tubby bastard

I'm driving down to Naples this afternoon to visit with my crazy Delong side of the family for the weekend. I haven't seen them for over a month now and only spent one day in Naples when I got back to Florida after my sister, Shannon's wedding. On the positive side I am looking forward to seeing everyone and the fact that I'm doing well up here in Clearwater will be nice to report.

However sadly I don't believe I will be picking up Rump-Rump and bringing him to live with me here. Why would abandon my loving fat Rumpster you ask? Well I have a couple reasons... First my new roommate, Ben, isn't that fond of animals of any sort. (how can you not like cuddly animals) And secondly Rump has lived the last 8 months as an wild Floridian wilderness outside killer cat. (something he had never experienced back in kentucky) And damnit it he doesn't love it, and I just can't take that life away from him and keep him locked up in my bedroom. So I have to look out for his best interest and ask my Uncle Mike and Dana if he can live with them longer. I don't see this being a problem because I know they have grown to love the Rump as much as I do. But man I miss that tubby bastard....

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