R U M P a h o l i c A

"Putting the ASS in Assimilation."

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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Friday, September 16, 2005

New week & 10 New Lessons Learned

You learn something new everyday... so here we are, 10 new things I learned this week:

1 you can't rock out harder than slow dancing to Journey
2 get obnoxiously hammered on a boat in the afternoon and as long as you tell people its your birthday you can do no wrong
3 a subway sandwich after a long day in a hot car isn't really that good but its still edible
4 I'm a sucker for the new Fox television season
5 the Pittsburgh Steelers have the craziest and best fans in the NFL
6 when you're flat on your back in the grass a palm tree is a damn good listener
7 women will get mad if you call them up and hit on them for awhile thinking they are a different girl you meant to call instead of them
8 Texas Hold Em poker tournaments are a great time, especially with free drinks
9 my fantasy teams kick ass this year
10 pool halls that are within walking distance from home are a glorious thing

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