Early in the week
Its early in the week but I've already learned alot...
1 setting off the smoke alarm while you're cooking turkey is only funny the first two times you do it
2 you can actually hurt that muscle inside the palm of your hand
3 breaking your favorite pair of sandals is almost like losing a child
4 two am, drunk on tequila... probably not the best time to give yourself that haircut you needed
5 just cause she's cute doesn't mean she knows how to drive stick
6 once again palm trees are great listeners
7 if you leave your car somewhere for more than three days they should put your name on the space
8 if you tell enough girls how much you love them eventually one will say it back
9 be careful at the beach cause sand gets in everything
10 the third time is always the charm
1 setting off the smoke alarm while you're cooking turkey is only funny the first two times you do it
2 you can actually hurt that muscle inside the palm of your hand
3 breaking your favorite pair of sandals is almost like losing a child
4 two am, drunk on tequila... probably not the best time to give yourself that haircut you needed
5 just cause she's cute doesn't mean she knows how to drive stick
6 once again palm trees are great listeners
7 if you leave your car somewhere for more than three days they should put your name on the space
8 if you tell enough girls how much you love them eventually one will say it back
9 be careful at the beach cause sand gets in everything
10 the third time is always the charm
posted by Ryan | 11:02 AM
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