R U M P a h o l i c A

"Putting the ASS in Assimilation."

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This website was created to chronicle the fast ever changing lives of myself and my fatass cat Rump, after our crazy move from Lexington, Ky to sunny Naples on route to my home now here in Clearwater, Florida. In all honesty in the past, Rump and I have had a tendency to find ourselves in some sticky situations sometimes and have decided to share our experiences and insights to our friends, loving family, and the all knowing internet just for shits and giggles. Enjoy!

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Good Times

Man time sure flies... its been about four months since I last posted on here. And a hell of alot has happened too. Lets quick recap I left the Rumpster in Naples and went back to Lexington with my buddy Todd where I got drunk and arrestted and spent 30 fun filled days in "summer camp" I was released and had a great July, then my little sister Shannon got married on Aug 6th and I came back down to Naples for all of one day before picking up and moving to Clearwater FL. Since then I've been living right on the beach and getting back into the mortgage business. I recently got a new job and moved to a sweet condo on the bay. As for the Rump-dumpster he's been kicking back at my Uncle Mike's house in Naples. He fat as ever and I gave him a creative fur trim last time I was there. I'm hoping to bring him up to Clearwater shortly cause I miss the tubby bastard. Well there you have it, a short one paragraph account of the wild n crazy summer of 05. Good times.